Unemployed: Derrius Thompson Gets the Axe from Philadelphia
February 02, 2026 4:07 pm
In a surprise move the Eagles broke off contract talks with Derrius Thompson, shortly there after a team press release claimed excessive demands from his agent were to blame. Inside sources report GM Gary Cohen said "I'd sooner pay that much to see a squirl eat nuts off of 's ass! Derrius Thompson is done here."
